new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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