1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
