If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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