you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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