speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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