we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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