Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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