i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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