I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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