piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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