I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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