can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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