My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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