In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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