Your tits are I can't wait for
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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