What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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