I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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