return my video game
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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