Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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