Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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