Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
