I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
They took my balls.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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