Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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