question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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