im six kinds of drunk right now
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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