You work out of a Hotel?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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