playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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