Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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