What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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