i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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