I am in a vortex of obligation.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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