i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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