Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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