I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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