we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
