Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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