Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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