You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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