can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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