I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I smell like Dick and happiness
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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