and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
