I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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