Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
