oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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