don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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