sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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