i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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