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(315): View more from New York

Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.

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(772): View more from Florida

What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on

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(253): View more from Washington

These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.

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(760): View more from California

she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.

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(406): View more from Montana

You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....

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(619): View more from California

You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back

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