NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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