Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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