They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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