I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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