Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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