Only a mothe r could love this liver
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can you bring me the toilet please
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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