Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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