What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Randomize
