How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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