Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
only you would photoshop your dick
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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