yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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